My daughter is adorable. I mean super sweet and full of smiles most of the time. Just look at her:
But, certain times of day, like every hour or so really, she transforms into something else entirely.
Picture a great white shark leaping out of the water as it zeros in on its prey- the sea lion. Kind of like this:
But the shark is chubby and pink. And it has fewer teeth. But, the teeth it does have are just as sharp as a regular shark's. And the seal is my unassuming nipple.
I really can't blame her for her early morning reenactment of National Geographic. I mean, nursing all night long burns a ton of calories. She must be famished.